Jun. 24th, 2010

dagoski: Emperor Norton I of the Bear State Republic (Default)
This is probably only funny if you're as big a fan of CJ Cheryh's Chanur seris as [livejournal.com profile] paka , [livejournal.com profile] thnidu

  and myself are.  Sung to the tune of Fountains of Wayne's "Stacy's Mom", it's "Hilfy's Aunt"

Hilfy's aunt has got it goin' on
Hilfy's aunt has got it goin' on
Hilfy's aunt has got it goin' on
Hilfy's aunt has got it goin' on

Hilfy, can I come up to the bridge?
We can sit by navigation console
Did your aunt get back from the kifish ship?
Is she there, is she trying to throw me off the ship?

You know, I'm not the alien refugee I used to be
I've got papers now, can't you see?

Hilfy's aunt has got it goin' on
She's all I want and I've waited so long
Hilfy can't you see, you're just not the girl for me
I know it might be wrong, but I'm in love with Hilfy's aunt

Hilfy's aunt has got it goin' on
Hilfy's aunt has got it goin' on

Hilfy, do you remember when I came on board?
Your aunt came at me with claws out
I could tell she liked me by the way she stared
And the way she said, "You're dripping blood here."

And I know that you think it's just a fantasy
But since the Mahen took off, your aunt could use a guy like me

Hilfy's Aunt has got it goin' on
She's all I want and I've waited so long
Hilfy, can't you see you're just not the girl for me
I know it might be wrong, but I'm in love with Hilfy's aunt.
 

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